Shelley Duncan Facts

This is a page devoted to all of the hateful messages we have gotten over the months. All I have to say is don't be a Shelley Hater

Letter One

There is only one true Messiah, and I pray that God will show you the danger of blasphemying his name.


Letter Two

If you only knew what lies in hell you would drop to your knees and confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. I will pray that your absolutly incredible egoistic mind will see the truth some time in your life, whether u want prayer or not. Just remember one thing: when u hit rock bottom and it seems like there is no more hope for Shelly Duncan, Jesus will never forsake you; no matter how many times you forsaked him. All I ask is that you remember that.

Letter Three

Well I wont praise Shelly Duncan, but i gotta admit: that prayer is mad funny.


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    It's just another example of how, in our culturally and religiously pluralistic society, it's somehow become okay to mock and deride Christianity.  Well, no worries, that's what happened when He came the first time; we'll be praying for your awakening.  Hey, here's an idea:  since you seem so bold to mock one religion, why not another.  Why haven't you created sister sites for Judiasm or Islam?  I'm sure once your sites are up and running, you will be very popular with those groups.  I don't think you have the stones to do it.  

Our Reply

How Dare you sir... My family escaped from the tiny war torn country of Herzegovina (you can google it, its a real country) so that we could finally exercise our first amendment right of free worship and you want to rob us of all that we have?!  How Dare You!

Okay, so i may have exaggerated a little on that, or i may have just made the whole thing up. Anyway, to answer your question, Jews are cool and i like them because they have never persecuted anyone for their religion unlike you guys and Muslims... well I'm just scared of the shoe bomber. I chose Christians because all you guys do is write angry e-mails, which most of the time are hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the fact that you believe in god.

HOW DARE YOU!
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PS- Congratulations, you have made our hate mail section! In 4-6 weeks you will receive a fruit basket in the mail (not really). I hope I have thoroughly offended you, and am expecting a reply.

His Reply

 

burn in hell: i wanna do derek jeter. and arod. but shelley duncan? kay so he sux and you losers are wasting your time. these facts are hillarious to read if you have enough time to read 443 facts!!! omg, you guys must have soo much free time. heres a thought: ever been on a date?? i mean thats how us normal people spend our nights, not making up gay facts.

Bomb Squad Sucks: Bomb squad you guys are retarded. Except for the mets fan, because well the mets rule. Shelley sucks he will not go anywhere. The bomb squad will go to hell, except for the met fan. Screw you guys, go to hell.

nate hater: nate:
i agree with rachel lamcourts, someone should sue for this. u need to site ur sources and u can't say that this is true because most of the "facts" on this site are impossible and untrue.also it is stupid for u to be selling merchandise because there is no way that anything u r selling is worth any moneywhatsoever

Rachel Lamcourts: I was writing a paper on the yankees and I found this website. Not one of these "facts" can possibly be true. You found these pictures, not took them yourslef so you need to site your sources.
I am going to sue you for false information and not siting your sources. I agree with the comments in the "hate mail" section. I'll see you in court. Good day, "the bomb squad".

Shelley Sucks: This site is an insult to Jesus Christ our lord and savior. I hope that you are all struck by lightening.
And one other thing, Shelley Duncan and the Yankees suck.

becky: Your an idiot. this website is stupid. you need a life. Not one of the facts is true. Get a life, get help, find some friends. LOSER!

ksfjaiwejfa: i can not believe that u actually added more to this site! what is wrong with u? it was stupid enough as it was and u just made it worse! get some help.

SOMEONE OBVIOUSLY SMARTER THAN U:GET A FREAKEN LIFE!!! THIS IS RETARTEDDDDD. I AGREE WITH "U NO WHO THIS IS" . ur such a bunch of idiots. btw canada owns ur life and shelley duncans

u know who this is: THIS IS THE STUPIDEST SITE IN THE WORLD CHARLIE THEY R ALL FALSE AND THEY MAKE NO SENSE AT

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