Shelley Duncan Facts

Sleeping Prayer

As I lay me down to sleep
I pray to Shelley
My bladder keep
And if i burst before i wake
I hope that Shelley
Will dry my lake
 
Our Shelley

Our Shelley Who art in the Bronx
Hallowed Be Thy Bat
The Home Run Fly
And Touch the Sky
On Earth as it did in Heaven
Give us This Game our Daily Win
And Forgive us our errors
As we forgive everyone but the RedSox
And lead us not into the Wild card
but into the peanneant
now and forever
Amen

Hail Phil

Hail Phil
Full of Ace
The Shelley is with thee
Blessed are thou Curveball
and blessed is the K
of thy batter, Big Papi
Holy Phil
Captain K
Pray For us Batters
Now and at the Hour of Our K
Amen