Shelley Duncan Facts

David "Shelley" Duncan (this was the name given by his earth parents) was born in a manger on September 29, 1979. He was sent down from the sky in a burning fireball from the heavens into the town of Tucson, Arizona.  He was extremely exhausted from his journey all the way form the heavens so he found a family and convinced them to let him stay with them til he had enough power to walk. Shelley was remarkably intelligent and able for a newborn he could do many things like walking, talking and quantum physics but his most powerful abilitys was the extreme force of his high fives and his home run hitting power. He almost took off  his mothers head when she wanted to play patty cake.